Saison 2 VO

Episode 1 : When Doves Cry (Part 1)

¤ Craig : Me. In an infinite universe, on an insignificant planet, what are we? One of six *billion* inhabitants, big deal. And honestly? If I were to say - if I were to disappear, who'd care? What would it matter? A subatomic blip in the temporal fabric of creation. So there you have it. Craig Manning.

Episode 8 : Shout (Part 2)

¤ Paige : (singing) It happens to other people. You say "how sad." You say "poor thing." When it's you, it's something else / It's everything / You'll never believe the nightmares / You'll never know the pain you caused / You'll never see the scars you left / The things you stole, everything lost / You took my body / Tore it in half / You took my childhood / My heart and my laugh / You took everything I kept for myself / Then you're gone / I'm not your poor thing.

Episode 10 : Take My Breath Away

¤ Craig : (singing) Would you be my Cinderella? Could I kiss you Manuella?
Manny : (singing) You can see me however. You must love me
Craig, Manny : (together) Forever.
Manny : Forever.

Episode 13 : White Wedding (Part 2)

¤ Sean : It's a slow song and you're not dancing.
Emma : No one really caught my interest...
Sean : How about now?
Emma : I'd love to.

Episode 17 : Dressed In Black

¤ (about Taming of the Shrew)
Ashley : It's about breaking a person. Their spirit. Taming them. Making them into someone they aren't. Making them into a lesser version of themselves.

Episode 20 : How Soon Is Now?

¤ Spinner : Hey. Hey. You're not going anywhere.
Dean : Your mascot came at me.
Spinner : Is that what you think this is?
(Pushes Dean)
Paige : Spin.
Spinner : He deserves it.
Paige : Spinner. Please.
Dean : Waterboy your boyfriend?
Paige : I have one thing to say to you Dean. Get ready because I'm coming after you this time, not like Spinner or the Mascot. For real.

¤ Paige : Hey. What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in a hair net?
Spinner : I traded my shift so I could spend lunch with you.
Paige : Wow, lucky me.
Spinner : Um, we're not all like Dean. Some of us are good guys.
Paige : I know. That's why I wanted to ask. Year end dance. Are you going with anyone?
Spinner : (Shakes head) No.
Paige : Well, go with me. I owe you a date anyway, right?
Spinner : Yeah, you do.

Episode 1 : When Doves Cry (Part 1)

¤ Manny : (to Emma after seeing Craig walk by) Is that the sound of you heart pounding? No wait... it’s mine.

Episode 2 : When Doves Cry (Part 2)

¤ Craig : How was the rest of the party?
Emma : Fine, until all the supposed adults started singing 80's hits.

Episode 3 : Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

¤ Spinner : I get it. Polar bears are white; I'm white; and you're a racist.

¤ (After watching Spinner practice dance moves)
Paige : I've seen better dancing at Heather Sinclair's grade 3 sock hop.

¤ Jimmy: Okay, I'm not saying you can't dance 'cause you're white. I'm saying you can't dance 'cause you *suck*.

¤ Spinner : So I get it. I can't dance 'cause I'm white.
Jimmy : No, you can't dance 'cause you suck.

Episode 4 : Karma Chameleon

¤ Paige : Pencil it in, boys. Retro roller skating party.
Ashley : A retro roller skating party? That sounds cool.
Paige : Hm. Funny how something is so cool one year, and then so uncool the next. Kind of like people.
Ashley : I get it, Paige, you don't have to invite me to your dumb party.
Paige : Oh, but I was hoping you could take drugs, act like a freak and destroy everything. Oh wait. You did that last year.

¤ Ashley : Paige, we've been friends since grade two, which is seven years. That's half our lives.
Paige : Is this an apology or a math lesson?

¤ Toby : I'm gonna be the first Jewish monk.

¤ Emma : You like her, she likes you...
Toby : Her brother likes to maim and kill.
JT : With his teeth.

Episode 5 : Weird Science

¤ Manny : I know it's not good for me. But it tastes like... happy!

¤ Jimmy : C'mon, let's go.
Spinner : Can't. My bat... it's wooden.
Jimmy : Sorry, I couldn't hear you. Sorry?
Spinner : ...I have a boner...
Jimmy: Oh... I don't know what I'm doing...
(hands Spinner his binder)
Jimmy : Here.
Spinner : Great.
(puts binder over his crotch)
Spinner : A binder boner shield.

Episode 6 : Drive

¤ Spinner : (trying to get tickets to a concert) What about you, Marco? You're mom's in the music biz.
Marco : She teaches piano.

¤ (Spinner farts)
Marco : Awwww! Aww man you're sick!
Craig : Spinner! Not in the car!
Spinner : Sorry, excitement makes me fart.

¤ Spinner : Because we are going to party!
Craig : No party, Spin.
Spinner : Girls?
Craig : No girls.
Spinner : Booze?
Craig : No booze.
Spinner : Donuts?
Craig : That we can do!

¤ Sean : Shut up.
Spinner : No, you shut up.
Sean : You shut up.
Spinner : Shut up.
Sean : Shut up.
Spinner : You shut up.
Craig : Why don't you both shut up?

Episode 8 : Shout (Part 2)

¤ JT : You wanna know something, Liberty? You're boring. B-O-R-I-N-G!
Liberty : Oh, I'm stunned. JT spelled a word.
JT : You want another one? Fun. F-U-N. Something you wouldn't know if it came up and bit you in the butt!

¤ Ashley : I'm allowed to imagine.
Paige : No. No, you're not.

Episode 9 : Mirror In The Bathroom

¤ Terri : I made $500 today being a plus-size model. Yeah, plus-size. How much did you make today, ice cream boy?

¤ JT : Listen, Tobes, you can cry if you want. But I'm not going to give you a hug.

¤ JT : Oh, hey, Ashley, I wondered when you'd tune into my love vibe.

Episode 10 : Take My Breath Away

¤ Craig : It's not my locker I don't like... it's you.

Episode 11 : Don't Believe The Hype

¤ Liberty : JT, you never stop surprising me. I mean normally, you're such a... slob.
JT : Great. First you blackmail me into making you a skirt and then you insult me.

Episode 12 : White Wedding (Part 1)

¤ JT : I've been thinking, there are some upsides to love: Emma got the day off, Simpson cancelled homework and strippers.
Toby : Because when I think of love I always think of strippers.

¤ JT : We'll still be closer than either of us have come to seeing a real live naked woman.
Toby : Except for the time you walked in on your grandma in the shower.
JT: We both agreed that never happened.

Episode 15 : Hot For Teacher

¤ Spinner : You're a bum and you hang out at my house too much.
Jimmy : That's because you pee on the toilet seat- my mom doesn't want you over!

¤ Ellie : Spinner, rule No.1 of puberty: Shower every day.

Episode 22 : Tears Are Not Enough (Part 2)

¤ Jimmy : I think it's these flowers. I'm allergic to them.
Paige : At least you don't have radioactive skin. Or a pumpkin for a date.
Jimmy : Pumpkin in a dress.