Saison 4 VO

Episode 1 : Ghost Of The Machine (Part 1)

¤ Lawyer : How many men have you had sex with, Ms. Michealchuk?
Prosecutor : Objection!
Paige : (defiantly) Actually, I'd like to answer that. That was my only time. And I wouldn't choose to lose my virginity upstairs, at a house party, with a guy I'd known for an hour.

 

Episode 2 : Ghost Of The Machine (Part 2)

¤ (Paige is taking Spinner's shirt off.)
Spinner : What are you doing?
Paige : What do you mean?
Spinner : Paige!
Paige : What? I'm easy! Everyone knows it. The judge, my mother, now you! Like Dean... just get me alone, do whatever you want. No one will stop you. What? You don't want me?
Spinner : Not right now, no.
Paige : Cause Dean got there first?
Spinner : You have to let that go!
Paige : You want me to just let it go? Like someone was rude or stole my seat at lunch.
Spinner : No, that's not what I... I just, I want my girlfriend back. I want Paige back.
Paige : You don't even know her.
Spinner : That's stupid.
Paige : The truth? Paige went upstairs that night. She never came back.

 

Episode 13 : Back At The Moon

¤ Craig : So, a lot has been going on in my head lately, including thinking about last year.
Manny : Craig, it's okay.
Craig : No, it's not okay. I've made a lot of mistakes since coming here, but you were probably the biggest.

 

Episode 15 : Secret (Part 2)

¤ Manny : What do you get out of it?
Emma : That's a really stupid question.
Manny : No what you're doing is stupid, you're letting a disgusting bottom-feeder use you to serial cheat on his girlfriend.
Emma : Should you really be preaching to anyone about that. We're not having real sex.
Manny : It's pretty close.
Emma : But Im not getting pregnant.

 

Episode 19 : Moonlight Desires

¤ Craig : You know you are a great guy. The most honest, down-to-earth, nicest person that I know. You're a little short, but that just adds to the cuteness. That I would find you to be. If you were a girl or I was not a guy... (He points to himself)   who is not gay. Just tell me this is helping.
Marco : You're telling me what I really want to hear. I appreciate it, thanks. If you want to help tell me I'm an idiot.
Craig : You're an idiot?
Marco : I can't go downstairs. I can't stay here. I can't talk to Dylan. What do I do?
Dylan : (Comes up behind them) Marco?
(Marco kisses Craig so that Dylan can see, then pulls back quickly.)
Dylan: I, um-wow.
Craig: So when in doubt you kiss Craig?
Marco: I gotta settle this with Dylan.
Craig: Yeah you do. You really, really do!

¤ Principal Daphne Hatzilakos : I'm willing to offer summer school.
Spinner : But that only gives me two credits, thats not enough to graduate. I mean, thats a whole year of my life I have to do over, thats not fair!
Principal Daphne Hatzilakos : Whats not fair is that Rick Murray is dead as an indirect result of your bullying.

¤ Marco : Well, after the pimp hat, and the bee incident, and what my dad said, I thought you were never gonna talk to me again.
Dylan : Well, it crossed my mind, but... I do think you're pretty cute.
Marco : So then... does this mean that I can have another shot? A chance to redeem myself?
Dylan : Well, that depends.
(Dylan kisses Marco.)
Dylan : What are you doing this Friday?

 

Episode 20 : West End Girls

¤ Paige : Ninth grade, my date is orange and I'm sporting a screaming sunburn. Tenth grade, our limo driver, Jim Boy Jed the criminal, delievers us in a cop cruiser. Eleventh grade, it gets worse. Happed up on painkillers, I arrive with a date who doesn't like girls on the special bus! Hello everyone! Happy prom! This is so perfectly festive!
Jimmy : Are you finished?
Paige : No. My armpits hurt!
Hazel : More than your armpits will hurt if you don't shut your pie hole! I wanted this to be special for him and all you can do is whine!
Marco : Uh, if the tantrums been thrown...
Hazel : One more thing. Manny stepped up and ran the Spirit Squad for you while you were too self-involved! All she wanted was a thank you, but could you give her that? Oh no!
Paige : She was horrible to me!
Hazel : But can you tell me why you had to be more horrible back? Why you always have to be more horrible?

Episode 6 : Islands In The Stream

¤ Alex : If my boyfriend showed up and treated me that way, I'd be shopping for a new boyfriend.

 

Episode 10 : Neutron Dance

¤ Paige : Do not let the cult of yoga suck you in. You'll end up wearing batik and eating speight.

¤ Hazel : I hope they have yoga in jail.

 

Episode 12 : Voices Carry (Part 2)

¤ JT : You can't just leave! United we stand. Divided we suck.

 

Episode 13 : Back At The Moon

¤ Danny : (when Manny finds out Danny is her computerized match for the dance) Oh, Manuela...
Manny : I used to babysit you.
Danny : So let's take it to the next level.

 

Episode 16 : Eye Of The Tiger

¤ Spinner : Hey. Um, listen man, about the hospital...
Jimmy : Wheels. Chair. Its a wheelchair. Gawk all you want, its not going away.
Spinner : Dude, I would have come, but things got crazy around here and you know how it is.
Jimmy : I understand. I probably should have been there with you instead of at the hospital getting a bullet removed from my spine. My bad.

 

Episode 17 : Queen Of Hearts

¤ Craig : Marco, with your hair all big like that, you kinda look like Ashley.

¤ Jimmy : Alex, a heart. Try to find one.

 

Episode 18 : Modern Love

¤ Hazel: You're doing the nod of sleep. It's not attractive.

¤ Paige: You do know you can be secrecy-challenged sometimes, right?

¤ Chester : Ho, ho, ho.
Emma : You can't label people.
Chester : Hey! I thought it was Christmas!

¤ Alex : (helping Paige pour nacho cheese into vat at movie theater concession stand) You know, fake cheese is one ingredient away from being plastic.
Paige : Hmm. Just like Manny Santos.
Alex : It's Mr. O you should be mad at. You know, that wasn't exactly a Prince Charming thing to do.
Paige : But what if I, sorta, miss him already. Is that bad?
(Alex sighs and gives Paige a look.)
Paige : Shoot me. Drown me in fake cheese!

 

Episode 19 : Moonlight Desires

¤ Ellie : Monogamy. Wow. What a difficult concept.

¤ Marco: I hate bees, OK? They're like flying death monkeys.

¤ Jay : The last thing I want to see is me smiling goofily and hanging off my bestest friends. 

¤ Jay : Look, I know math wasn't your strongest subject, but yearbooks plus fire equals the whole school up in flames. Oh yeah, and us in jail.
Spinner: [smirks, lights a lighter]
Jay : Put the toy away, fliphead.
Spinner: You're stopping me?
Jay : Shocking, but true.
Spinner: You're a freak... in the same way that I am!
Jay : Yeah, well at least I'm not torching the school! Do you want your former friends to suffer? Huh, do you?
Spinner : I want them back!
Jay : Listen! As your friend substitue, I'm telling you. This isn't the way! Its not.

¤ Spinner : If I'm still serving you ten years from now, kill me.
Jay : Well, study hard and stay in school. Oh, right. You got us expelled.  

¤ Alex : Four more years! Four more years!

 

Episode 20 : West End Girls

¤ JT : You guys   could be the first matching prom queen set! You know, like socks... or *mittens*!

¤ Manny : You made me be the mascot.
Paige : You made me look stupid.
Manny : You took credit for my work!
Paige : You got Matt fired!
Manny : YOU... I don't remember, but you started it!
Paige : I'll keep going! You stress me at Spirit Squad! You make me look like full fat spaz!
Manny : You know what? Shut up! You're just jealous.

 

Episode 21 : Goin' Down The Road (Part 1)

¤ Alanis Morisette/Principale : (to Jay and Silent Bob) You boys are too bloody stupid to make the grade down in the States and your last hope is the school system of the great white north, eh? You want to get oot of grade 12?
(Silent Bob nods vigorously.)
Alanis Morisette/Principale : You better start learning what the metric system is all aboot!
Jay : I've got three words for you. Go... to...
Alanis Morisette/Principale : (smacks him across the jaw with a hockey stick) There'll be no more cuss words out of you, you potty-mouthed mallrats. You're gonna learn the dual languages of my home and native land, or you're gonna savor my poutine. 'Cuz you're in Canada now, eh?

 

Episode 22 : Goin' Down The Road (Part 2)

¤ Kevin Smith : Folks, I would like to raise a simple toast... to Degrassi!

¤ Kevin Smith : Degrassi, that's a wrap!

¤ Kevin Smith : In my movie, Kevin Smith gets to dance with Caitlin Ryan.
(Canadian ninjas appear and he and "Jay" must defend themselves.)

¤ Manny : Jay, if you really love me, you'll wait until I'm 18.
Jay : What grade are you in?
Manny : I'm a freshman
Jay : Freshman? Are there *any* seniors here?

¤ Joey : Now he and Ashley broke up, and you know what, he's been living in the Degrassi boiler room.

¤ Craig : I'll be in the boiler room, I have some work to do.